StiiinkyShoes trips into a vortex

StiiinkyShoes has tripped through a vortex into a parallel universe, but with our trusty walkie talkies we remained in touch. Gas is literally $1,000,000,000 per gallon, and Apple is entering bankruptcy. SEGA makes the decision to let Nintendo release games on their consoles.

It seems that that parallel dimension may be leaking into our world, seeing as how the industry decisions have been very questionable recently.

Grand Theft Auto V Review

It’s no secret that the Grand Theft Auto series has always been a hit or miss series. With classics such as GTA: Chinatown Wars, GTA 1 for the GBA, and GTA 1969 London, the series was always a bit crowded with more mediocre games such as GTA Vice City and GTA San Andreas.

GTA V is a strange beast in that across it’s multiple ports to Xbox 360, Xbox One, PS4, PS3, and PC it begins to lose quality as the newer versions are being released. For example, the Xbox 360 version of the game was released a year ago but it is the best version of the game. The 7th generation consoles prove that they are capable of handling a modern game even more so than the 8th generation and especially PC.

GTA V creator Shigesato Itoi commented that

The PC and 8th Gen versions of GTA V were never meant to be good, they were just meant to be a sort of experiment. We barely spent the minimum to even release the game and it was just to see if people would buy it. And they did.

As for the 7th Gen versions, Itoi explains that these are the true versions of GTA V and everyone should avoid the new ones.

Gabe Newell refuses to comment on the situation.

GTA V Gameplay

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Edmund McMillen confirms rumors of full-length feature film Super Meat Boy

Rumors have gone around about a feature film Super Meat Boy movie, and recently Edmund himself has confirmed these rumors. Edmund said that it’s been in the works since he was a little boy, and he’s very excited for it to reach the big screen.

After everybody shortly after left Team Meat, Edmund McMillen was left by himself.

I’m the only one! I’m the only one that is so damn HYPED about this movie!” – Edmund McMillen

He proceeded to destroy the offices of Team Meat and the source code of every game by the team to date. “TEAM MEAT IS DONE!” he told me in an interview. He claims “THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THE MOVIE. THE ONLY DAMN THING.

The other members of Team Meat told us through email that Edmund had been acting up during the middle of their new game, “Bad Rats: The Awakening“. They knew that he wouldn’t be the same after development, but as one of their strongest members in the team they couldn’t complete the project without him. Edmund worsened over time and at one point attempted to eat a coffee maker. When their game was approaching completion, McMillen was already plotting to delete all of the source code.

After throwing a temper tantrum in the BootWack offices, our security guards were forced to exit him out of the building. We don’t know what this means for the Meat Boy movie, but we know we’ll be watching it!

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