“Shrek: Forever After” Causes Suicide Attempt

assWith no signs of the beloved Shrek game returning to Steam, some have resorted to leaving their lives; by killing themselves.

We don’t have too much information, but child “superkai64″ has attempted to kill himself to be with Shrek forever. The police were contacted and a raid on Valve’s headquarters was initiated. Gabe was never found in the raid.

Gabe Newell refuses to comment on the situation.

“Shrek: Forever After” Causes Suicide Attempt

assWith no signs of the beloved Shrek game returning to Steam, some have resorted to leaving their lives; by killing themselves.

We don’t have too much information, but child “superkai64″ has attempted to kill himself to be with Shrek forever. The police were contacted and a raid on Valve’s headquarters was initiated. Gabe was never found in the raid.

Gabe Newell refuses to comment on the situation.

Robert Downey Juniors Iron Man to be added into Super Smash Brothers 4!

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It has recently been announced that Iron Man will be added into Capcoms latest in platforming action, Super Smash Brothers 4. This is not just any old Iron man however, it’s Robert Downey Junior himself. We know this because one of his taunts has been revealed in which he takes off his helmet and it shows very clearly his face. We can tell it’s HIS face because of the unique realistic art style of this game. We can’t be sure of what his move set might be but we know those Sega developers come up with some pretty good stuff.

StarBound to include a new Pony race in next update

The new sci-fi sandbox indie game StarBound, is in beta and available on Steam right now. It has multiple playable races, and constant updates adding new content every time. New races will be added, and Ponies may be one of them.

Many have made mods to add a playable Pony into the game, and it’s highly likely that soon it will be officially implemented into the game. The lore is that you are a pony from the planet Ekuestreea, and you were ordered to trek to  into the stars to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations.

The community of StarBound has been debating over whether this is a collaboration with Hasbro, makers of the animated series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, or if it’s simply a nod from the developers over at Chucklefish. Some argue that it’s neither, and they’re simply making a pony race.

What do you think about the decision of the new race? Tell us in the comment section! See you guys later!

Assassins Creed V Officially Announced; New Mechandise Available Soon.

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Assassins Creed V was officially announced today, along with new merchandise. The game will be set in the present. A first for the series. It will take place in the Special Olympics. Further detail has not been noted but we do know for sure that Nintendo is working their hardest to be sure that the new game will be phenomenal.

Nintendo CEO Gabe Newell, says that merchandise “will be released shortly.” And some include “Pillows, bed sheets, basketballs, baseball bats, and vinyl records. Just to name a few.”

Nintendo also announced a new anime series based on the game. The character has yet to be revealed, but Funimation is currently working on it!